Buddies, as I pen this missive from the Jalopnik International Headquarters in midtown Manhattan, I’m annoyed. For days now, the subway station exit nearest to our workplace has been overrun by swarms of robed youths — they’re graduating from faculty, or highschool, or another tutorial pursuit. I do know it is a momentous event for them, a coming-of-age ceremony that alerts the tip of childhood and step one into the bigger, actual world, however I additionally want them to please for the love of god get the fuck out of my method.

The complete sidewalk is only a mass of robes, diplomas, and the oldest kinfolk you’ve ever seen, all doddering their method round with seemingly no course, vacation spot, or deadline. I simply need to exit the subway, seize some lunch, and get to the workplace, however as a substitute I’ve to slink and dodge my method via graduates and nonagenarians just like the world’s worst spherical of Subway Surfers. So, with that frustration in thoughts, right now we’re taking a look at automobiles that may draw consideration and get individuals to transfer—in different phrases, we’re wanting on the Dopest Automobiles.